hallelujah!i came home last night, after being treated to two separate comfort beers (which is great in and of itself), and guess what:
THE PORT-A-POTTY OUTSIDE MY FRONT GATE IS GONE!!!
woooooo-hooo! the contractors are gone, the gardeners on his way, and i can once again return to the land of the social, allowing people to come to my house without complete horrid embarrassment that i have lived in a construction zone for the past 9 months.
current mood: clean, and port-a-potty free!