the best part of waking up...i'm not sure which was the worser way to start my day today: discovering that my favorite tube of cherry chapstick had been reduced to nothing but its shell at the bottom of the dryer ... OR ... discovering that it has indelibly lived on forever by depositing its cherry-hued contents all over your $200 supposed-to-be-pristinely-white karate gi.
current mood: red speckles are the new fashion in karate world