¿es una playa nudista?
while i normally do very little prep work when it comes to travel, i found myself wanting to experiment with churning up the combined total of 6 years i took of spanish in middle and high school. so i went to my local library and grabbed a language CD (none of this cassette tape crap), choosing spanish for college and travelers over spanish for business and government... a choice that may land me in a compromising position in just a few short weeks.
starting off with the basics, i had fun trying to beat the CD in naming the spanish phrase before the friendly voices told me the answer. but i was soon way over my head as we ventured out of the formalities of introduction, and into the world of "hey cutie, i love you... do you have any condoms?" (which, if you're curious is: "oye papito, te amo... ¿tienes condones?") by the end of the week, i should be able to talk myself out of jail, into a local dance club, and thoroughly insult everyone i see... after i check if they've been tested for STDs.
current mood: ¡ay dios mio!