social avenger strikes again! setting: quiet, dim, hip restaurant with surprisingly fantastic acoustics. a party of 10 sits down in the corner next to a middle-aged duo looking to wrap up their meal. the large party happens to consist of 9 asians and a whitey-white chick...
m-a woman: (mumble, mumble) wow, that's a lot of asian girls... m-a man: no look, there are a couple of guys in there. m-a woman: oh yeah, there are a couple of guys. they're probably going to kung-fu us in the parking lot. w-w chick: (looking directly at offending couple) well, ACTUALLY, *i'm* the only one in the group who practices martial arts.
awkward silence, broken by the arrival of the check and a quick exit by the couple, stage right current mood: uhh, really??