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Sunday, July 17, 2005

showin'em how it's done
i went out with some girls last night, one of who was a MASTER (mistress?) of scoring free drinks. seeing as these girls also were just barely 21, they weren't well experienced in the ordering drinks area. as one of the girls had just broke up with her boyfriend, it was suggested that a round of "blowjobs" be served up to us. okay, i like baileys. and i like whipped cream. a lot. but i shouldn't be the one to demonstrate the no-hands technique... due, of course, to my delicate laughing trigger...

as i tipped my head back, glass in my lips and drink in my mouth, i hear "she's a keeper." i'm pretty sure every single person around me was wearing whipped cream about 1.2 seconds later.

viva: *britt* @ 10:33 PM

Sunday, July 17, 2005

mix, mingle, & merge

windows on my world

blast to the past