who you callin' ho?
i've come to be known as pretty fashion-forward at work, or at least fashion-unique. today i'm wearing black stockings with little red hearts (happy v-day and all), and it's a nice change to have peoples' attention drawn downwards, if you know what i mean ; ). the other day i wore some argyle-print stockings, and spent most of the day in conversations about my legs:
m (a vp @ work): wow, look at those harlequin hose!
*b*: uhh, i think they're argyle.
m: isn't that pattern called harlequin-something? you have on harlequin hose!
*b*: huh, that would be a funny name for a band... ((everytime she said "hose", i was thinking of plural "ho"))
m: umm, right.... i guess...
*b*: ... or a gang.
m: well, that would be some pretty stupid gang members to name themselves that.
*b*: how many gang members do you know in mensa?
m: uh, good point.