incredulity
doc and i had an impromptu california burrito run last night, and as we were leaving santana's, 2 guys were walking in.
b: ((thinking)) "well, heLLO..."
d: "hey, i know that guy."
b: "which one, the first guy, or the really hot second guy?"
d: "uh, the second guy. he's in my class."
b: "he's a hot doctor?"
d: "he's an orthopedic surgeon. well, is going to be an orhopedic surgeon."
b: "and you didn't introduce me?!"
d: "well, you should go back in there and pretend you know him and say, "hey, tyler... ((insert ridiculous, convoluted plot involving lying to the guy here))
b: "uhh, i'm not going to do that."
d: "aww, come on, it will be hilarious! the old britt would do it."
b: "yeah, and a real friend would hook it up!"

i love doc-a-roo. ... but, dude, help a sista out!