i should know better
every time i'm out of the office for a few days, i have to excavate my desk from the piles that have formed in my absence. this time was no exception. i doggedly hacked away, but seems i got no where, to the point i had to hang a large piece of paper across my cube 'door'. On it was the following message to the masses:
Please Do Not Disturb!
The fate of the company, and ultimately your paycheck, may depend on my undisturbed work.
If this is an emergency: toss cash. The largest donator will be first for consideration.
Thank you, and have a fabulous weekend!
I got a dime. And very little work done.