i can't make this stuff up
this is getting ridiculous. my former boss called me today to set me up on a blind date, and as i was talking to her, my current boss was asking around to set me up on a blind date...
WHAT IS GOING ON?!
It's a mystery. To distract myself from this considerable conspiracy, here is my latest amusement (more at the link):
15 Lines From Star Wars That Can Be Improved if you substitute the word "Pants"
* "A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master."
* "These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts."
* "I find your lack of pants disturbing."
* "These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it."
* "Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants."
* "You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark."
* "Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off."
* "Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants."
* "That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!"
* "Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this."
* "Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness."
* "Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong.
* "Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive."
* "I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants."
* "You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought."