obviously not the forum for humor
there's really no point in getting upset when someone punches you in the eye. In fact, i was was quite happy that this girl happened to miss my cheek or temple or nose or any surrounding area. She got right smack dab squish in the eyeball.
head judge: "are you okay?"
me: "yeah... well, now I can be like a pirate!"
head judge: "a medic?"
me: "no, a pirate... YARR! y'know, with an eye patch? ... pirate?"
head judge: "i think you need the medic."
me: "no, I don't... i... oh, nevermind."