i've got five on it
You have just won one million dollars:

1. Who do you call first?
The fam, of course.

2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself?
I'd pay off my student loans.... how boring and practical is that?!

3. What is the first thing you buy for someone else?
I'd pay off my sister's loans too. (Is that considered "buying"?) I'd get a car for my parents, since theirs seems to not want to power its little Volvo-butt down the street. And probably a car for the "damsel" from the other day, since it sucks when your car just dies like that because hey, no one likes a grumpy damsel.

4. Do you give any away? If yes, to whom?
I wouldn't make a huge donation to one charity, but would rather spot-support a bunch of different organizations that needed help for specific things... like my karate group or the cheer teams in 'Bring It On'.

5. Do you invest any? If so, how?
I'd call my friend Ting and let him take care of the rest. He's amazing... bought his own BMW when he was in high school, just from investments that he made.