captain observant
REI cashier guy: "you've got it all put together with the red."
me: "yeah, i like red."
REI cashier guy: "even down to the red shoes."
me: "wow, you noticed the shoes... i'm impressed."
REI cashier guy: "yeah, not many guys would notice that."
me: "but not many girls walk into REI with heels, either."
REI cashier guy: "... yeah, good point ..."